Delis

Oh my, where do I even begin with the majestic creation that is the delis? Imagine a sandwich, but not just any sandwich, my friend. A delis is a sandwich that'll make you question every life choice you've ever made that led you to this moment. It's like a taste explosion in your mouth, a party in your taste buds, a- and I'm running out of metaphors here- It's just really freaking good, okay?

Imagine a perfectly toasted baguette, crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, like a french kiss from a lover you've been dreaming about for weeks. Then, picture juicy, oven-roasted turkey breast, sliced so thin it'll make you wonder what the term "deli" even means. It's like they took the turkey, winked at you, and said, "Hey there, sweet cheeks. I'm here for you."

But, my friend, that's not all. Oh no, that's just the beginning. They add avocado! Yes, you guessed it right! Avocado, the fruit that makes everyone want to Instagram themselves eating it (#avocado toast, anyone?). It's mashed so perfectly, it'll make you wonder why you ever settled for that mediocre hummus you had last night.

And the sauce! Oh, the sauce! It's like they took mayonnaise, mustard, and a hint of hot sauce, and said, "You know what? Let's just give them something to talk about." It's creamy and tangy and spicy all at the same time! (In a good way, of course.) You'll be wondering if you should ask for a sauce-only meal. But hey, first things first; you gotta finish your food.

And don't forget the spinach! Fresh baby spinach leaves that'll make you feel like you're finally getting your vitamins in. It's like they took a handful of nutrition and threw it into the sandwich going, "You know what? You're gonna eat this, and you're gonna like it." And you know what? You will like it. Your taste buds, your dietary requirements, and your Instagram followers will thank you.

The delis is a food that makes other foods jealous. It's the Beyoncé of sandwiches, a true queen. The delis breaks all the rules and does it better than your grandma's gossip. Once you take a bite of this heavenly creation, you'll be singing "Irreplaceable" the rest of the day.

So, if you haven't tried a delis yet, what are you even doing with your life? Drop that mediocre ham and cheese sandwich, stop reading this, and get yourself to the nearest delicatessen. Your taste buds are waiting!